Enemies to best friends!
tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva:
it’s always funny when someone’s like “why can’t we have a serial killer that targets awful people like abusive ceos” because like…the thing is serial killers are generally not great people who want to make the world a better place . this can be seen in the killing and torturing.
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Idk about this one boys, Cookie Monster always refers to Cookie Monster’s self as “Cookie Monster”.
no he doesn’t. he refers to himself as “me.” elmo’s the one that talks in third person. that’s the joke. elmo doesn’t use pronouns and cookie monster is blue. how dare you assume i made this post and didnt know my fucking sesame street history. christ
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*goes to Coachella in a white linen suit like an antebellum lawyer, sweating profusely and dabbing at my forehead with a handkerchief* now, I’m no fancy scientist, but would you folk know where a simple gentleman such as myself could obtain some acid? Now, I’m no big city lawyer, but could any of you fine youths point a country boy such as myself in the direction of some fucking acid?
easily a contender for post of the decade
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it’s too early for this
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me and the boys, felsírtam
tegnapról
Flags Mashup Bot is really out here trying to start World War III
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My fav part is that it is genuinely just a bot. All it does is take two countries, puts the 2nd country’s colours on the 1st country’s flag and mixes their names together.
Literally the only other thing behind it is that the bot weights picking the second country based on how close they are to the first, and basic geography + history means that’s also where you’re going to get the most aggressive relations. This isn’t some guy trolling by making things specifically to piss people off, it’s some guy who likes flags going “wouldn’t it be fun to mix flags together, let’s write a bot for that” and accidentally creating a whole meme culture of “days since flag mashup bot last tried to start WW3 = 0” and the like.
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fav iconic good country song???
big iron marty robbins
kiss an angel good morning charley pride
devil went down to georgia charlie daniels band
pancho and lefty townes van zandt
i walk the line johnny cash
old town road lil nas x
coal miner’s daughter loretta lynn
ode to billie joe bobbie gentry
wagon wheel darius rucker
other (not a niche country song thats not on here.. this is a poll ab icons)
btw this does have a bit of bias obv as in lots of these i personally love but i DID try and make sure theyre all icons. real country girlies only please i dont wanna see jolene at 70% bc u guys havent listened to anythin else
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